Better late than never!
Submitted by mediumgeek on Mon, 15/09/2008 - 08:41
I generally just criticize religion but today I want to actually commend the English church for apologizing to Charles Darwin.
I guess we all know that it sucks being wrong and that it is extremely difficult to admit that you were. Hence, the applauce.

God is lazy, uses evolution
Did I ever post my suggestion of a compromise, the theory that God invented evolution and instead of creating every species from scratch, he created one life form and from there pushed some buttons on the Evolution Control Panel to make mutations as required? Since it is said in the Bible that God made humans to His image, and we all know that humans tend to be lazy, why should not God also be a lazy deity, setting up the Earth and all its inhabitants with the least required work? Actually by taking that view it is amazing how many different types of animals and plants there are. Even letting guided evolution take its turn must've been a lot of work.
I think religion is about much more important matters than how or why we came to.
Control Panel?
Maybe God was a computer programmer... could explain some of our bugginess :)
But yeah, religion shouldn't really go into details like that!
We should all have Patience
You mean God would rather play another round of Freecell instead of redesigning that buggy search algorithm?