Why Not to Exercise

It is that time of the year again. The time when the gym all of a sudden becomes crowded by people that honestly think that this year will be different. That they will magically change and stop being couch potatoes. It is that time when there are hordes of people walking at snail speed on the treadmill for hours on end not really doing anything but watching TV. The time when every exercise equipment is decorated with an out-of-shape person resting because they are too lazy or selfish to stand up between their reps and let others get on with their exercising.

So in an effort to avoid a massive crowd at the gym I am giving you one really good reason why YOU shouldn't start exercising this January.

Exercising is not environmentally friendly!

Here are few reasons why exercising is not good for the environment:

  • You need to shower more often which in turn makes you use up more hot water, more shampoo etc.
  • You need to wash your clothes more often which uses water, electricity, laundry detergents and wears them out quicker.
  • You use up your shoes faster.
  • You burn more calories and unless you are dieting that makes you eat more, hence more food production is needed and that pollutes.
  • If you build muscles you start burning more hence more polluting food production is needed.
  • If you use equipment at the gym like the treadmill you use polluting electricity.

So if you care about the environment the only sensible thing is just to stay on your couch... Sure your TV uses up some electricity too but maybe you could replace it with a book? Or just sit there and stare out into the air like you do at the gym anyway.

I think I will keep destroying the environment at the gym this year though it is tempting to use this excuse myself :) . Just please people don't rest on the exercise equipment and have a Happy New Year!

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thanks for sharing

thanks for sharing

Are you saying, Gerdour, that

Are you saying, Gerdour, that fish-smelling, acne-covered, unwaxed fatties with thick glasses and a copy of Reader's Digest are sexy? ;p

Hehe, well written, and

Hehe, well written, and thanks for another excuse to sit in front of the TV instead of going to SATS ;)

To rescue

Now only this worked on someone that goes to my Friskis and not a SATS member in Tromsø... Glad I helped though :)

Happy New Year

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Gerður Jónsdóttir

I am an Icelandic mediumgeek who lives in Oslo, Norway. I work at Opera Software making user interfaces for mobile browsers. I like reading and traveling most of all but there are many other things I like sticking my nose into. I have secret liking for getting upset about religious and political matters. Those are topics you are likely to find some entries about on my blog in between other things that happen to interest me then and there. Please note that the opinions here are my own and have nothing to do with my employer, family, or friends.
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